For a bit of a laugh we devised an award ceremony. Mal very kindly allowed us to bully him into being MC for this. Another HUGE thank you goes to him for making it a funny and witty end to the meal. Because we have not done anything like this before, for this year we made up the nominations and decided who would be getting the trophies/medals and certificates ourselves. The trophies were bought from Marshall's Trophies in the High Street, Stevenage, I would highly recommend them should anyone need any! If we do similar next year, we think we will ask for nominations from the members and see where we go from there.
Anyway, back to this year. The awards were as follows (Mal came up with the names for each category!)
OOPS! AWARD This is an award for the most embarrassing or amusing moment in 2004
The nominations are:
John Tween : for sounding his horn just as the 2 minute silence was about to take place on Remembrance Sunday
Sandie: For driving to work with a casserole dish covering her air filter
Mal: For breaking the window on John’s Cobra
Chris Brown: For the oil slick deposited in the Lower Stondon Car Museum car park.
Helen: For waiting until no-one was watching before getting into her car with the hood on.
WINNER: SANDIE
BROWN NOSE TROPHY This is an award for services given to SG7’s during 2004
The nominations are:
Sandie: For selling raffle tickets and being a great support always reliable and there to help
Peter Bell: For promoting and recruiting new members for the club and giving advice and help whenever needed
Chris Brown: For technical advice and help
WINNER: PETER BELL
WEE WEE AWARD This is an award for the member who has had the most micky taken during 2004
The nominations are:
Mal: For driving a Westfield
Helen: You just have to take the micky out of her! (why I have no idea, I suppose you all know you can!!)
Stephen Altwasser: For his very well equipped trip to LeMans this year.
Andy Barbet: For not having a car and now having a Yellow one (anyone who reads the RHOCaR Chit Chat pages will understand the reference to a yellow car)
WINNER: STEPHEN ALTWASSER
BEST EXCUSE AWARD This is an award for the member who gave the best reason for not coming to a meeting during 2004
The nominations are:
Alan Rowe: Because it looked like it might rain
John: For being in hospital with his 'health problems'
Mal: For blowing up his engine in the Westfield
WINNER: JOHN TWEEN (I must add that anyone who knows how John and I work, will appreciate we prefer to have a laugh about difficult situations, it is our way of coping, so this was not meant to offend anyone!) John also had no idea that I had switched the winner to him so it was rather a double cross but one that worked very well.
WOZ ‘ERE AWARD This is an award for the member or members who attended most meetings during 2004 other than ourselves (John has missed one meet in October and I missed the unscheduled July meet at the pub)
WINNERS: SANDIE AND JOHN - ATTENDED 17 MEETINGS/EVENTS
COVETED CAR AWARD Members were invited to vote for the car that they most admired this year.
In joint third place Daves Hot Rod and Helen's Robin Hood Exmo
In second place Sandie's Dax Rush (with casserole dish)
and the
WINNER : JOHN AND HIS DAX COBRA
The other nominations were:
Chris Brown - Robin Hood
Mal - Westfield
Steve - Dax Rush
Rob - Ronart
Mike Shearing - Robin Hood
Richard Sumner - Robin Hood
Alan Nagle - Ultima
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Mal then sprung a surprise on both John and I by having a further award to give. He had arrived with a large holdall, I wondered what was in it... Anyway the award was for:
THE CRAPPER CUP This was given to the person who had the scariest moment of the year. As Mal was talking, John and I both became aware that he was talking about John and the situation we found ourselves in September, quite an emotional moment when Mal said the award went to John. Thank you for that one. We did laugh so much though when we saw the trophy, it is a plastic potty (a new one by the way) suitably inscribed. John will hold this for a year and then it will be passed onto the winner next year (he promises not to use it).
Again, thank you Mal for doing such a great job presenting the awards. I hope everyone else enjoyed it.